Put down the noose and back away from the chair
Suck it up troopers, it's not as if we re-elected a dyslexic monkey
for another term. I mean, it's *kind of* like that, but not exactly.
...
Ok, you're right. It's pretty much like that. Dang it!!
(No offense, monkeys. I still have much love for you.)
posted by Erik @ 1:22 PM
4 Comments:
calm down, now.
i voted for kerry, and i can't stand W, but it's not like we missed having ghandi and got hitler instead. it's more like we got a chimp instead of a haunted tree.
Glad you apologized to the monkeys ;) I was going to be offended for them...LOL
I hear you Bryan--but I can't get the image of Chimp W jumping about throwing American credibility and foreign relations about the cage like so much fecal matter, while simultaneously enraging all the other terror-monkeys in the process.
The haunted tree's detractors say that this is somehow better than what the tree would do. I say we're falling short with the whole war on terror thing. Haunted Tree's great in '08!
Rebecca--Agreed. Ann Coulter's great, but only because she makes such a funny SNL character. Although those aren't exactly the most solid credentials: 'Makes Good SNL character, Hard Worker.' Hm, needs work.
You seriously underestimate us weaselly dyslexic chimpanzee types. I'm saddened by all the haters out there who won't give us a chance to show our compassionate side.
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