Lindsay Lohan's Skeleton Involved In Car Accident
LOS ANGELES, CA-Recently upset at not having an epidermis anymore, Lindsay Lohan's skeletal system drove her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 into a Chevy Astro yesterday. Lindsay Lohan herself has apparently been dead for more than two months, say sources close to the Lohan family. People everywhere in the entire world shouted praises and jumped around euphorically when they heard she was dead.
No further information was available as of press-time.
posted by Erik @ 1:02 PM
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any news on whether hillary duff or nicole richie are actually still alive? because they too seem like re-animated skeletons.
and just because you don't got no skin doesn't mean you can cause an accident with someone else. that is only acceptable if you have no brain.
oh, wait...
I'm not sure that she's actually substantial enough to qualify as a skeleton. Not even for a ghost. I'm not sure if you were to put all of them together (Nicole Richie, et al), they'd be substantial enough to qualify for one skeleton. Maybe in some sort of Voldemort fashion she thought that violent physical contact with heavy tonnage would add substance to her wee frame.
wow, erik!
best.
comment spam.
ever.
(fyi the french one will give you a virus so don't click it)
(and i highly doubt jessica simpson speaks the french)
(and you're a fisherman?)
Heatherfeather -
Kewd yu giv to us plis any infahmaTIONS regahding ze viRUS zat is cahming fham ze Zhessica Seempson saht? Merci Beaucoup.
bryan -
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and if you're curious, jessica's comment says basically what they all say (complete with suspect punctation): "you have a very interesting blog and and i love it, i am going to place a bookmark on your blog with others like yours. it might take a few days, but i'll (besure = be sure?) to put up a new post with a link back here.
It's looking like another case of being killed by terrorist cross-fire. You've got the WORST luck.
actually 8 days isn't bad... once it crosses over into the high teens i will have to gather some intelligence to see which terrorist group has knocked erik off this time.
i almost typed "knocked erik up" but i don't know that he's a seahorse.
laughed out loud about "knocked Erik up". Hey, maybe if we started a good rumor we'll stir the king in his castle and he'll come down and grace us with us a post.....
Erik knocked me up.
ha! rae, you always say it was me,
i'm not convinced! :)
jay is good, because he referred to me as a king. did you know erik means ruler? it's true.
hf-nicole and hillary are dead. i'm sure...they've got to be dead by now, don't they?
bryan-hey, that's some good french. are you asking me for a french kiss? no chance!
best
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