This is the ticket my sister left on my car last week, on an actual San Diego Parking Violation slip. I'm not sure where she got a hold of it, but I'm sure she thought it was impressive.
Ticket for: Sucking
Body: Needs Work
If she ever actually joins the police academy, she will have to work on her penmanship, but that can be improved with time. For now, I am forced to admire her handiwork. The only way I can think to one-up her is to spraypaint her car purple or just have it towed. I'm sure there are some middle-ground pranks in there somewhere but unfortunately for her I can't think of any. I guess what I'm trying to say to my sister in a nice way is I hope it was worth it to have a purple car you can't find.