Christmas Cookies

My niece and I made christmas cookies tonight. Yes, she made most of them. However, I successfully added icing without breaking them, which most people could not do, because of their inferior homemaking skills. The bottom line is that some people are just good at one thing, such as lovemaking or crossword puzzles only, whereas I am good at multiple things. You get the gist of what I'm saying.

Not to mention you can see the cookies below for yourself if you don't believe we made them. Please notice the testosterone-themed cookies--guns for one thing, as well as other powerful tools such as tanks and mustaches.

We also made a set of cookies with more of a standard christmas motif, for people who can't handle guns all up in their face, or more to the point, for those who derive their happiness exclusively from traditional cookie shapes. You know who you are. Here are your cookies, I hope you're happy: